so i was walking down the street when i see this 7th grader with his friends and he sees a penny, picks it up, and says “SHEEEEESSSHH!!” his friends replied with an annoying synchronized “SHEEEEEEEEEEESSSHSHGHHHHSBSHSHAGAGAHSGWUQJSBSB!” so, i walked up to them, (mind you there was 5 of them) and i said “ Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone post malone friend zone sylvester stallone hydrocortisone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up.” that took me about 10 seconds to say, and they stared at me for about 3 seconds and then said “5H333333333335HHH!”

so i said “you guys are pretty funny wanna get some pizza?” they said “sure bruh it’s bussin bussin.” and we walked to the pizza store.

this pizza store was an old fashioned one with one of those big ovens, and so i said “i know the owner wanna go back and watch the pizza get made?” so they followed me back and i tied them up with the chefs belt and i took the pizza spatula and put them in the oven. i let them bake and i turned them into a pizza, which i served to two gay customers.

so, i ran all the way to colorado, and i started my own pizza shop. (the gay customers said the pizza was great and that they wanted more) I found annoying little disrespect boys and cooked them and people loved it. i was filthy rich.

after a month though, i ran out of disrespectful boys to cook, and i couldn’t cook grown men or women, because they just don’t taste the same.

so i tried ordering some on amazon, but the only thing i got was a poster of a boy showing his penis to a girl. (holy shit you shoulda seen that kids shlong he was PACKING) so if you guys can please send me some preferably by the dozen so i can still make money because it won’t be long before they come looking for me in colorado