I know it’s meant to be satire but the idea of you typing these things out, putting thought into how you can make yourself sound like the most unbelievably autistic 15 year old, is a bit sad really.
I mean you probably think it’s funny and when you get responses like this you chuckle to yourself and think ‘ha, got’em’ but I just don’t quite understand where that gratification comes from, that seems really weird to me. Like you spend time in public walking around shouting ‘BLEG BLEH IM RETARDED BLUGH BLARH’ and look at all the weird looks you’re getting, and thinking to yourself ‘ha, I bet they think I’m retarded’. Like of course they do, why wouldn’t they? That’s the normal response?
I dunno I think maybe you should just stop posting for a few weeks and see if you can forget about it? I think it’s kind of detrimental to you on a social level. This isn’t how people are meant to interact. Maybe go try hanging out with some of your friends more often or focus on your studies or career or whatever you’re doing. I just hope you don’t get to the point where you’re missing out on spending time with others to post here. You don’t know and never will know most of these people buddy. Why does whether or not they think you’re funny really matter?