I have come to make a annoucement! Emojify is a bitch ass motherfucker! he pissed on my fucking husband, thats right, he took his bot fucking emoji dick out and he pissed on my fucking husband! and he said his dick was “THIS 👇 BIG 🥵🍆💦” and i said thats disgusting, so im making a callout post on my reddit dot com, emojify, you got a small dick, is the size of yandere dev’s dick except ^(way smaller) and guess what this is what my dong looks like PFFFFFFFFFFT thats right baby! all points, no emojis, no eggplants, look at that it looks like a fucking tank silencer, he pissed on my husband so now im gonna fuck his account thats right this is what you get MY SUPER LAZER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON HIS ACCOUNT, IM GONNA GO HIGHER! IM PISSING ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DERPSTER3000 I PISSED ON THE FUCKING SUBREDDIT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRRROPRRRLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO