Hour 30 of no ROBLOX. No Rogue Lineage. No GPO. No ABA. I miss everything. I hate it all. One of my friends told me to try going outside, I ask him “What is outside? LMFAO! You’re just making stuff up again like the time you said you got a Rift Gem in Rogue lineage.” He responds by telling me to open my door, so I do, because hes my best friend. I do and I instantly start burning up and shriveling. I began to scream. I see a giant orange Spirit Bomb from ABA and figure that must be the problem. Damn PTS Goku mains. I attempt to Snap Geli back into my house but it doesn’t work. I forgot to charge my mana probably, but I don’t see the bar anywhere, so I just run back in. Once I make it back in, I tell my friend on Discord that im never talking to him again for trying to get me killed, and I immediately block him on Discord, and leak his ip to Twitter. After that event occured, I tried equipping my Santa Bells to heal up but I can’t seem to find them in my inventory anywhere, so I just heal up normally. I wanted to explore this Outside area, a bit more, because when I check the Rogue Lineage wiki I dont seem to find it anywhere. I grab my dagger from the kitchen so i can go gank some people for a percent down. Once I go back out I attempt to ignore the Spirit Bomb Reskin. I see a haseldan the second i go out and try to gank him. so i pop agility + bane and do a few m1’s before he says “what the fuck” and it appears that hes a oni and begins to beat the shit out of me. he doesnt use any of his abilities except for spin kick. after he one combo’s me with his m1’s I get knocked and he runs off. Hour 19 without Rogue Lineage. It is difficult. Never once have I been away from the sleeper hit game since it released. And at such an inconvenient time! I almost got all the Halloween accessories on my day 999 Philo all godspells druid. Luckily, Arch\_Mage clarified the event will be extended due to the downtime. Luckily this should allow me to get all the accesories on my day 674 navaran snap snarv snap gate ff dslayer. 9:37 A.M. I hear a faint knocking on my apartment door. “Hello, is anyone in there?” The voice asks. “Uhh, yea..” I nervously speak. “Package for…. “James?” He asks. “Hm.. that’s not correct.” I exclaim. “My name is Truth Volari.” 20 seconds go by… then complete silence. I walk to the door and grab my package but notice something strange. It appears as if an ultra is walking by my door right as I opened it. Hungry for ganking, I run up to him and snap my fingers, but clearly I must’ve backcasted because no wind appeared. The ultra, confused, asks “What the hell are you doing?” I respond. “Come on, there’s no use in running. I have snap gelidus and I will verdien-action surge-telorum you if you try to run.” “What are you even talking about?” He asks, walking away while shaking his head in disbelief. I try to pursue him as he was leaving the apartment building, but I noticed something strange. “Ahh!!” I exclaim as I look away from the bright object in the sky, ducking under a nearby tree. “Are you telling me there’s no nightstone users in this server?!” I slowly creep back to my apartment. “Phew, that was a close call” I anxiously say. As I was walking back, I get an idea. “Wait a minute,” I think to myself. “I can use lock manipulation on the neighbor’s door to take his silver, pds, and artifacts.” So I try picking his lock, but notice it is more difficult than I anticipated. Just then, some sort of Sigil-shrieker like person with “security” on his shirt started running towards me. “You fool,” I say. “You’re no match for Truth Volari.” It’s been 20 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking I’m having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything, I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless. It’s been 20 hours without GPO… I don’t think I’ll live to see UPD 4.5. I’ve been trying to Rokushiki dash to my classes. Stealing Magu’s I find in the cafeteria even when people tell me they’re “just bananas”. I tried to impale my teacher and gripped this kid I saw in the gym for bounty. Soon as he got gripped, I see marines are coming to my location. I don’t know what to do anymore. Skin has been crawling without having my fingers touch my keys and use moves. My index finger is twitching without using my 50 dmg m1’s. I’m starting to hallucinate. Every black person I’ve seen looks like the npcs on Sphinx island. My principal looks like Captain Zhen and I could’ve sworn this girl had her weave built like a kraken. Speaking of krakens, I hear the ocean every time I go into the hallways, and become anxious I might get picked up and flung. I need Roblox back, ASAP. Eventually my ticks of randomly saying “there’s a Suna user on me” will become outbursts. My random sword swing motions will happen with a pencil…. I don’t know how many I may slay. Phoeyu… I need GPO. My life isn’t the 21 Hours of no Da Hood..My teeth are clattering, It’s uncontrolling.. I miss the smooth sweet sensation of my dell keyboard while I air shot people at double barrel. I miss rushing through the tunnels macroing to get a rev i can’t go any longer … hour 26 of no rogue lineage, Exploration. i’ve noticed that if i open the front door of my house something bright shines in my eyes, i go to google and search up what it is and then i see it says “sun” my head then sparkled, “sun! like the one inside rogue lineage” i then walked out of the doorway, i see strange castellans walking, i try to approach them but my eyes start burning , i have been out in the “sun” for too long, my guadribas eye still hasn’t adjusted, i then saw another castellan, i walked up to him because i forgot i am on 40% so i had to get percent downs, i tried to land my faceless macro, but nothing happened, i then got ganked by several other castellans, my snap gelidus wasn’t working neither my swiftfoot, i thought i might wipe so in my last hope i said “please i’ll drop all!” the castellans said “the fuck do you mean” then i got punched in the face again. i punched him and ran into my home and lock manipulated my door. i learned that the outside world is crue Hour 26 with no Demon fall. My Slayer Nichirin is gone. I can’t use my breathing either.