why’d he change his name to “Ethyriel”? sounds like cereal and cereal is awful. what’s the deal with cereal? who thought- do you want to go down this road with me? WHO- I would like to talk to Mr. Kellogg the inventor of cereal and- God im so angry at Mr. Kellogg. so ok, its story time, heres the thing heres the deal you know Kellogg right Mr. Kellogg, John Kellogg the inventor of Kellogg cereal and also the inventor of cereal right you know that guy ok so he was sitting in his stupid wheat field or some shit like all alone with his brother so i guess its not all alone but he might as well be and he was like “wow ive got so much grain, but nothing to ruin people’s taste buds with. I will now invent cereal”, and then he invented cereal and he ate it and he was like “wow, this shit is so awful that infact i think im gonna have to advertise it so that if you dont drink it without milk, it just tastes like shit. And thats why to this day people still drink milk in their cereal because without it its just garbage i mean like why even bother. you know it angers me so much you’ve got foods like honey nut cheerios which are fine ON THEIR OWN and people are like “im gonna put cereal in this” but you- you wake up in the morning and you’re in a breakfast rush “ive got to get to work in five minutes because i overslept my alarm” you’ve put the cereal like some people like put cereal in like a ziplock bag and then put the milk in it but by the time you get to work its gonna be all soggy and shit because if you leave milk in cereal for more than fifteen minutes it turns to dust it just turns to ash it tastes like im ea- its so awful its so dumb its like if you leave it if you leave the milk in the cereal than it just becomes inedible because it just becomes a mass it just becomes a mass of something thats not edible at all its just. my god im so fumed.