You want to know why I love haircut monkey? Haircut monkey is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not haircut monkey. Haircut monkey is completely absurd. It’s a small monkey getting a haircut, and there’s something arbitrary about why it needs a haircut. The first person to ever upvote haircut monkey did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote haircut monkey did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote haircut monkey upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Haircut monkey is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it.