We all know and love The Real Slim Shady, however I have come across a image of the man himself NOT STANDING UP. But why is he not standing up? in his hit song ‘The slim shady’ he did clearly exclaim that the real slim shady should stand up in lines: 4, 36, 58, 62, 80, 84, 89 and 93. so it would come as no natural

surprise that the Real slim shady would, indeed be standing up. however, as you can clearly see in this photo, he is not in fact standing up and instead doing a squatting pose, when I first identified this issue

I was quite surprised and outraged that after all these years, he was not actually the Real slim shady, and then in that case, all my memorabilia of The Real Slim shady is a lie. this furthered my investigation so I could dig for at least one piece of evidence that the person I stare at when I fall asleep is the Real Slim Shady.

it was hopeless, now I have a shrine of ‘Some Guy’ in my ex wife’s bedroom. What am I going to do with my life now that I have learnt it to be all a lie? will my wife take me back? will my children still love me after I sold them for a Real slim shady mug? all these questions I need to know answers, please someone help me the Real Slim Shady is a LIE!

I curled into a ball on the floor against my moist Real Slim Shady wallpaper and stared at the Real Slim shady Blanket that I had nuzzled my self in to for all these years. IT WAS A BLANKET OF LIES.