First ever time trying to write a copypasta, lemme know what y’all think!

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What did you just say about me, you twig? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hamburger Helper, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Maccas, and I have eaten over 300 confirmed hamburgers. I am trained in fatty fatty boom boom and I’m the fastest driver in the entire Hover-round Republic. You are nothing to me but just another ableist scum. I will dip my fries in my milkshake with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, so I swear on my cholesterol. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across TUMBLR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, shitlord. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your belly. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be eat a burger anywhere, anytime, and I can run you over in my motorized scooter in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without sitting on you. Not only am I extensively trained in burger combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States McDonald corporation. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have ate a burger instead. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price shitlord. I will shit fury all over you and the walls of your bathroom. Considered yourself TUMBLRD.