If I had to fuck a butthole, I would definitely want to fuck the butthole that is most likely to be shaved. I’m going with the gentleman on the left.

It’s also *mildly* gay to automatically default to being the one who’s ridden. There was no implication here that you had to be the buttfucked instead of the buttfucker. That was a choice lol

TL;DR: It’s TOTALLY OK to be gay and you don’t need to feel the compulsion to add your “no homo”-esque disclaimer to let us know that you would let Henry Cavill fuck you in the asshole. It’s ok, you’re safe here.