*T’was a sunny day, and the sky was blue,*
*The birds sang, and the cows moo’d.*
*The day bloomed with glee, the nature was free,*
*But I had no idea, the disgusting fate that awaited me.*
*T’was cold I remember, when I got out of bed,*
*My alarm clock ticked, ‘Time to get up’, I said.*
*So I put on my clothes, my shirt then my shorts,*
Went downstairs, the walked out the door.
*I was taking a stroll in the park, when I suddenly saw,*
*A muddy brown clump, sitting on the floor.*
*It looked so heavenly, so graceful, so immaculate,*
*I sprinted over to it, and was instantly on top of it.*
*I shoveled it into my mouth, never stopping for a break,*
*Handful by handful, my stomach was awake.*
*It had a soft texture, but a sharp taste,*
*Crunchy bits here and there, that my teeth chased.*
*Once I finished, I wasn’t satisfied,*
*I licked the floor where it once laid, then started to cry.*
*Then I saw another one, a bit bigger this time,*
*Over by the playground, I knew it was mine.*
*So I ate and I ate until I couldn’t no more,*
*The craving diminished, I lay on the floor.*