League of Legends is 1,000 times better than poopnite! Nay, it’s infinite times better than fricknite! Let me dumb it down for you in simpleton terms, because it is clear you do not possess enough intelligence required to understand this being explained to you in the trational way. League of Legends will always outrank fortnite, no matter what situation and what timeline. Fortnite is for little babies; cringe, normie children whose brain sizes are less than the size of an amoeba. They have no taste, no culture or intelligence and their minds can only process things when they hear “oh, that’s the guy from fortnite”, or some other unintelligible line that resonates with their underdeveloped craniums. These children still have bedtimes, to give you an idea of what the majority of these boneheaded cretins are like, and the rest are normies who lack any sort of intelligent thought whatsoever. Fortnite was only invented in 2017, and as of now it stands only normies and ignoramus take pleasure in this cringefest of a game. Unfortunately, however, these ignoramous pleabian happen to make up the majority of the human population hence the game’s traction. Humanity is truly declining.

Meanwhile, League of Legends is a classic game that has existed on this earth since the dawn of time. One whose fanbase consists only of a select, yet intellectual few. A Fandom that is not easy to infiltrate and is not populated by the common people. But one that is woven together not only by the enjoyment of a common interest, but also be a plethora of shared characteristics. Characteristics found in that of most genius and revolutionary figures.

For one, we do not care for the commonalities of normies and the consumerism modern day market. We do not follow the dull, cringe minded tik tok challenges or any of that hogwash because we are simply too intelligent to be bogged down in such silly homosapien nonsense. We are capable of deep conversations with one another, discussing the truth behind life, wether there is any point in it all, and if there truly is a divine creator or not. (Spoiler alert; there’s not. Only an unintellectual believes in such fairly tales.) We also do not succum to the pitiful and unenlightened material human ways such as showering, it is only a modern commodity, and we as intellectuals have realized that there is truly no innate need for showing, thus we have evolved beyond such earthly distractions such as showering and bathing.

Second of all, due to the fact that League of Legends tends to be a more niche area of interests given the fact that normies and cretins don’t tend to be interested in games of intellectual stimulation, we are a community that tends to be tightly knit. We are all linked together by commonalities and familiarity, so our relationships are less shallow, more genuine. We are not into primitive things that most humans take interest in, but instead are connoisseurs of the finer things, such as anime as well as Rick and Morty, a show that fortnite normies are not intelligent enough to comprehend.

Third, we know how to approach a woman. We strike a fair balance between being gentlemanly and kind, yet being firm. For example, while a more profane and vulgar fortnite fan will likely approach a woman chest puffed, while acting loud and obnoxious, we court our maidens in a more eloquent manner. We will typically strike up conversations in their dms, commenting on the eloquence and beauty of the female’s chesticles. And we will ask them if they would want a kind and educated gentleman to wrap her in his arms. Some will also approach women irl and tip their fedora as them as they walk by. This is typically when they are newer, and have not yet realized that stepping foot outside is veering towards normie territory. But I also want to emphasize how, despite being nice, we are also not afraid to set boundaries and stand up for our honor and dignity. Despite our nice and eloquent introduction, if ever a woman is stupid enough to reject our beautiful advances, then we shall not hesitate to put them in their place by calling them “whores” and lecturing them in their dms about how foolish they are to pass down the advances of a nice guy and a gentleman such as myself and others in this community of intellectuals. In fact, many times we will post of their tomfoolery on r/cringetopia, where all of us enlightened alpha males will laugh at their utter stupidity, very similar to how we laugh at foolnite normies.

We also live a minimalistic lifestyle, we are not in need of a job, as that is a human concept much like showering and deodorant, and instead we are content to live in the cellar of our maternal figure’s abode. With only ourselves and our collection of anime body pillows and posters that you will find throughout our keeps. We preform significant and satisfying sexual activity throughout the use of these body pillows, and it helps us as to keep our genitals stimulated for any females we may encounter during our future gaming endeavors.

Our female characters also have stunning designs, with eloquent chesticles and satisfyingly large buttocks that are designed to keep our penises empowered. We very proudly and pleasurefuly jerk off to these arousing designs, drawn in great detail and in a style that only continue to elevate their sexually appealing features. The women in fartnite, however, do not evoke any sexual stimuli, and leave men, or at least cultured and intelligent men like us, with flat, unworked dicks. This is because the designs are too bland and simplistic and they only give the basics of female sexuality without bothering to elaborate of the detail of the female’s butt or chesticles. You will find no arousment there unless you are a simpleton and a clod. This is just another example of how League of Ledgends is superior.

Also if you want to get an idea of how our intelligence vastly trumps those of fortnite consumerage, look no further than the apps and social media we use. We steer clear of normie sites such as Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and TikTok because they will do nothing but poison our brains with stupidity and ignorance. Instead we limit ourselves only to intellectual sites such as Reddit and Discord, where intelligent thought is free to flourish, and where freethinkers and ponderers tend to engage in a variety of profound intellectual conversations, free from the muddling ignorance of normies.

Meanwhile, you will find that fortnite fans will commonly frequent sites such as Instagram, Snapchat, and TikTok. They will almost always have their own (very cringe) YouTube channels where they will post unenrichening videos for us freethinkers over on r/cringetopia to laugh at. Their vocabulary consists of only dumbed down and primitive acronyms and they will speak in as short of phrases as possible. This goes to show how unintelligible and simple minded they really are. Indeed, I believe these creatures are not capable of any kind of intelligent thought. And getting any deep or meaningful conversation out of these primates is like attempting to initiate speech with a brick wall.

As you can see, our livelihoods, our existences, have reached a level of intellectual enlightenment that no fortnite fan could ever hope to accomplish. Our bodies, our minds, and our essences have evolved to a different plan of existence, in a way. We league of legends players are the last of the intellectuals, the last freethinkers with independent thought, and the last true chesticle connoisseurs. We are more intelligent, more cultured, and far more cognitively evolved than those fortnite posers. Therefore, League of Legends is superior to fortnite.