YES ! I FUCKING DID IT! 48 Godamn year ! 48 GODAMN YEARS I spent looking for your candy-cane looking ass! I’ve been to China, India, Hawaii, Russia, Poland, Germany, Iraq, I’ve been fucking everywhere on fucking Earth looking for you! I have, no shit, I’ve been arrested 37 times for breaking into government protected facilities looking for Waldo. Do you know how fucking tough it is to break out of camp 8 in North Korea? Very fucking hard! And all I had to do was get on YouTube… Now… Now you little fuck., ima’ track you down… and skin your back like I learnt how to do back in Pakinikrats with that cannibal tribe.

-Brandon black from youtube