Right now, this second. The pains lingering like bad breath on a bus omg.

I’m chilling at home, watching twitch and having dinner. Like most people these days, I always eat and watch tv/youtube at the same time. I’m completely in my own world, chilling alone, legs up with a plate of sushi on my lap. Here’s the fuck up. Whilst gorging away on my sushi, I was completely oblivious to the placement of the wasabi on top. I’m not sure exactly how it happened, but I assume whilst picking up that final piece before the crotchal armageddon, I must of smeared wasabi onto my fingers.

Us men all know that feeling all to well of needing to readjust down there. So whilst being hypnotised by the tv, oblivious of what’s to come, I reposition my flesh nub, and I’m met with immediate pain. Not just burning, I’m talking Krakatoa on my cock.

I still had wasabi on my fucking fingers. I swear this wasabi is much more oily because washing it off has been far less than effective. It’s been 5 minutes.

TL;DR Was eating sushi and went to reposition my penis with wasabi fingers. Now wasabi burns my cock.