Virgin Discord

•Users never go outside, probably for the best because they instantly suffocate everyone around them with their stench.

•Users spend all day on Discord, hides it so people think they’re actually texting.

•Allows child pornography, Discord staff probably save it for later before deleting it when they get called out for it.

•Furry staff try to act hip and cool with the kids, everyone just thinks they’re weird instead.

•Steals your data, staff fails miserably at hiding it.

•Moderators angry all the time, cry and ban people because they didn’t get to finish masturbating to loli porn on the NSFW channel because someone pinged them to tell about the loli porn. Throws a fit when someone moderates for them, therefore making the high point of their life being an internet janitor even more worthless.

•Users are weak and fragile, get defensive when someone makes fun of Discord.

•Users think spamming emojis and “relatable” memes is funny, nobody laughs.

•All users go into a state of delirium when somebody says “Skype”, “TeamSpeak”, or “Slack”, meanwhile their users just laugh at them.

vs the

**Chad Roblox chat**

•Users actually talk to people outside of Roblox, plays with their Chad and Stacy friends both in real life and on Roblox.

•Players aren’t afraid to be seen chatting on Roblox, Stacies immediately drop their panties soaking wet when they see them chatting.

•Users can’t even say numbers, have to come up with creative ways to bypass the chat filter, improving their brain function. Regularly incorporates hashtags into their vocabulary.

•Roblox staff don’t need to act hip and cool, everyone already wants to play it as soon as they hear about it.

•Sacrifices basic freedoms for the sake of security, users never have to worry about getting their data stolen.

•Chad group moderators and owners don’t even need to moderate, the Chad users already moderate for them.

•Players already make fun of Roblox, Chad Roblox admins laugh along with them after decoding their hashtags.

•Userbase has top tier comedy, uses the word “Lmao” whenever they can when they’re playing a meme game.

•Robloxians open to older forms of media, regularly ask for discs.