Stalin: Hitler-chan, I’ve been having feelings about you.
Hitler: What is it? Is it about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact?
Stalin: No—Its something else.
Hitler: Wha-What is it it?
Stalin: I- I love you
Hitler: I dont know what to say, Stalin-Chan.
*They both had brutal anal sex after that, and this stopped Operation Barbarossa from ever happening.*