Stalin: Hitler-chan, I’ve been having feelings about you.

Hitler: What is it? Is it about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact?

Stalin: No—Its something else.

Hitler: Wha-What is it it?

Stalin: I- I love you

Hitler: I dont know what to say, Stalin-Chan.

*They both had brutal anal sex after that, and this stopped Operation Barbarossa from ever happening.*