I am a normal man, one of taste even, so I was at home, and was watching part two of the 9 hour long beatles documentary. Get back. I was under the blanket because its cold in FUCKING ALASKA when I put my hands under my (presumably) baby soft armits. What I found was shocking. MY left armit, only the left, was harrier than Paul McCartney’s bearded beautiful face. I have tried countless ways of removing it; tape, tweezers, wax, I even contacted a doctor, and they just shrugged me off. what do I do.