I love chicken. Every now and then I buy some drumsticks from KFC and I take them in the shower with me to see how many I can shove up my asshole at the same time. The most I’ve ever gotten up there was 5, but I don’t think that really counts as I used a significant amount of AXE Phoenix Shampoo as a lubricant. The only downside of my hobby is that my asshole is now loose as fuck, so I have to wear adult diapers to school or else I’ll shit myself in class.