Bro you know when you don’t zerk off for a while, and then you get a huge zuckin boner, and then you just slowly zerk it over the course of 2-3 hours while you watch zorn or something and then after like 4 hours you decide it’s time to zorgasm, and you finish and it’s like the happy ending to a Disney princess story? Happens to me all the time, I love zerking off.