This is how you all feel?

You guys are gonna vote me off the island? I mean, I made you guys breakfast.

Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys. Just to apologize for my behavior at the party. Party I wasn’t even invited to. I’m not an idiot, I know why you guys don’t fucking call me or hang out with me anymore. It’s because I party so fucking hard. Always have. Ever since I was a baby. I wouldn’t just suck on my mama’s titties. I would fucking bang ’em and motorboat ’em. Everything I’ve been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came on your magazine, James, it was a cum for help. I’ve just been crying and
cummin’ and crying and cummin’, tears from the tip of my penis, dudes.

I don’t even care about cumming anymore. Right now, I’m just kind of into going.