> Hey everybody it’s Gazorpazorpfield here and I’ve got the top three human care life hacks coming at you. Be sure to smash that Like and Subscribe button because it really helps me afford my fleeb and I really appreciate it.

> Coming in at #3: A lonely human will get sad! If you only own one human make sure you take it to a human park every once in a while so it can socialize with others. This will lead to an increase in activity and general health, and you’ll delight in seeing their happy little faces when you take them out of their cage when it’s time for walkies!

> And now for #2: Does your human make too much noise? Do they squeak and squawk at you at all hours making those “Plislemego or Ogodwhy” sounds? Invest in a cheap ultrasonic wave emitter! Set it from 5 to 20 kHz and let them have it until their sounds cease! And the best part is once you do it once or twice they’ll stop if you even look like you’re going to turn it on!

> And #1, the guaranteed way to make sure that you raise a happy human: Give them a lower life form of their own to keep! No joke, a Klaaxian mega spider makes a great pet for your pet! You can find them at your local Druulf’s! You can find *everything* a human could possibly need at Druulf’s! Make sure you go in weekly and check out their new specials!

> Okay everybody that’s all I’ve got for you this week. Remember to hit that Like button and always spay and neuter your humans!