It is late at night friends, so I will make this one quick for you all.

There are two astronauts on a space-walk. This is inherently comedic premise due to astronauts wearing funny big suits (this is a note to future self to make minion astronaut or something picture haha). One astronaut turns toward the Earth.

Joke starts here: The earth is, and this is the crucial point I wish to drive across, *not* normal earth. Perhaps it is triangle or country of Lebanon at great size, maybe instead it is meta joke about “are you winning son” meme. I have seen many such cases as this.

The astronaut, apparently having never seen earth (maybe spaceship has no windows, will try not to be so critical next time) says this: “Wait it’s always been [funny thing]?” Other astronaut puts gun to his head and says “always has been.”

This is funny because it implies large conspiracy to hide the fact that the planet is a funny object.