\*Beatboxing noises\*
Scout: This is the Tf2 no fap rap
\*More beatboxing noises\*
Soldier: Masturbation is a violation of your dick rights, you maggots
Heavy: Don’t be teeny baby playing with teeny peeny like a water pistol
\*Awesome bagpipes by the Demoman\*
Sniper: Don’t be a wanker you wankers!
Demoman: Look at you with your wee little toy. Get up and fight like us men
Medic: Don’t masturbate, mate. You don’t want to end up like Scout.
Spy: This is the Tf2 no fap rap we hope you don’t end up a virgin like my son