\*Beatboxing noises\*

Scout: This is the Tf2 no fap rap

\*More beatboxing noises\*

Soldier: Masturbation is a violation of your dick rights, you maggots

Heavy: Don’t be teeny baby playing with teeny peeny like a water pistol

\*Awesome bagpipes by the Demoman\*

Sniper: Don’t be a wanker you wankers!

Demoman: Look at you with your wee little toy. Get up and fight like us men

Medic: Don’t masturbate, mate. You don’t want to end up like Scout.

Spy: This is the Tf2 no fap rap we hope you don’t end up a virgin like my son