##Just comment some 💩 and f——k up the sample. Feel free to insert dead memes or cringe “culture” references.

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#Orthography ^^^^\(i.e. ^^^^a ^^^^mess\)

>The North Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger, when a traveler came along wrapped in a warm cloak. They agreed that the one who first succeeded in making the traveler take his cloak off should be considered stronger than the other. Then the North Wind blew as hard as he could, but the more he blew the more closely did the traveler fold his cloak around him; and at last the North Wind gave up the attempt. Then the Sun shined out warmly, and immediately the traveler took off his cloak. And so the North Wind was obliged to confess that the Sun was the stronger of the two.

#Phon^\(l\) ology

>ðə nɔɹθ wɪnd eə̯nd ðə sʌn wɜɹ dɪˈspjuːtɪŋ wɪtʃ wʌz ðə ˈstɹɔŋgɚ, wɛn ə ˈtɹævəlɚ keɪ̯m əˈlɔŋ ɹæpt ɪn ə wɔɹm kloʊ̯k. ðeɪ̯ əˈgɹid ðæt ðə wʌn hu fɜɹst səkˈsidəd ɪn ˈmeɪ̯kɪŋ ðə ˈtɹævəlɚ teɪ̯k hɪz kloʊ̯k ɔf ʃʊd bi kənˈsɪdɚd ˈstɹɔŋgɚ ðeə̯n ði ˈʌðɚ. ðɛn ðə nɔɹθ wɪnd blu æz hɑɹd æz hi kʊd, bʌt ðə mɔɹ hi blu ðə mɔɹˈkloʊ̯sli dɪd ðə ˈtɹævəlɚ foʊ̯ld hɪz kloʊ̯k əɚaʊnd hɪm; eə̯nd æt læst ðə nɔɹθ wɪnd geɪ̯v ʌp ði əˈtɛmpt. ðɛn ðə sʌn ʃaɪ̯nd aʊt ˈwɔɹmli, eə̯nd ɪˈmidiətli ðə ˈtɹævəlɚ tʊk ɔf hɪz kloʊ̯k. eə̯nd soʊ̯ ðə nɔɹθ wɪnd wʌz əˈblaɪ̯dʒd tu kənˈfɛs ðæt ðə sʌn wʌz ðə ˈstɹɔŋgɚ ʌv ðə tu.

#gLOSS ^^^I ^^^Iı ^^^II ^^^L

>DEF north wind and DEF sun be.PST.PL disput-PTCP which be.PST DEF strong-COMP, when INDF traveler come.PST along wrapp-PST in INDF warm cloak. 3p.pl agree-PST REL DEF one who first succeed-PST in make-PTCP DEF traveler take 3pm.POSS cloak off should be considered strong-COKMP than DEF other. then DEF North Wind blow-PST as hard as 3pm can-PST, but the more 3pm blow-PST the more close-ADV do.PST DEF traveler fold his cloak around 3pm.OBJ; and at last DEF north wind give-up-PST DEF attempt. Then DEF sun shine-PST out warm-ADV, and immediate-ADV DEF traveler take.PST off 3pm.POSS cloak. and so DEF north wind be.PST oblig-PST to confess REL DEF sun be.PST DEF strong-comp GEN DEF two.




Edit: formatting can be an ornery (adj, informal, N. American) PITA sometimes.