garten of banban is a legit disgusting insult to the whole gaming community, the game is filled with bugs, horrible terribly made graphics, horrible code that makes it LAG A LOT, music that makes my ears bleed, a nonexistent story that wants to trick you into thinking that it exists, and that its a good one when it really does not fucking work, and much more that seriously makes me wanna punch the devs in the face
ill start of with the gameplay, which OH MY GOD ITS PAINFUL IN A LOOOT OF WAYS. since the first fucking game, the drones have a bug that makes it REALLY FUCKING SLOW, AND IT HAS NOT BEN FIXED TILL TODAY, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS DISGUSTING
AND THE GAME KEEPS THROWING ARTIFICIAL GAMEPLAY AT YOU, “square, what is artificial gameplay?” you might ask, well, artificial gameplay is just making some parts of the game really long, like, instead of making an area short, you make it VERY BIG and make the player slow (which happens A LOT on the games), and making people take longer to beat the game will make it so that they pass the 2 hours mark, so that they cannot refund the game
… i dont know if its obvious, but this is just messed up in a lot of different ways
making your game boring, repetitive, and adding artificial gameplay is just a recipe for failure, AND A L L OF THE CURRENT 4 GAMES ARE THE EXACTLY SAME SHIT WITH THE SAME BUGS AND STUFF WITH THE SAME TASKS AND “MINIGAMES”, WITH EVERY NEW GAME ADDING MORE CHARACTERS SO THAT THEY CAN “EXPAND THE “LORE”” BY MAKING MORE GAMES WITH THOSE CHARACTYERS, AND THOSE GAMES HAVE MORE FUCKING NEW CHARACTERS AND STUFF AND THIS IS INFURIATING
YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST FUCKING PART IS? CHILDREN L O V E THIS SHIT, THEY WILL CONSUME AND WATCH ANYTHING MASCOT HORROR, SO YOUTUBERS WILL MAKE VIDEOS OF THOSE GAMES SO THAT THEY CAN PROFIT OF THIS, AND THIS MAKES THE DEVS GET A FUCK TON OF MONEY
THIS FUCKING GAME
IS
A BIG
INSULT
I FUCKING HATE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING