dog… i just ate a hotdog with MUSTARD!!! and my stinkhole??? on fire for shizzle. like 2 tectonic plates shifting down there, like damn… zoowee mama and all that shit. you heard of firey firey diarrhea, but MAXIMUS SHITICUS diarrhea?!?!?!? a [HOLE] new realm. 😉 its a good thing i eat ass and not the other way around :^] butthole soundin like R2D2 down there all “e o e o e o… WAAAAAAAAHHHH” down there. like i deepthroated jaba the hutt and he slimed my intestines, but enough about star wars, fucking cheek wars down there bro shit’s as fucked as my last toilet when i dropped the SS stinkerino down it. may God have mercy on the teenage mutant ninja turtles when they behold my unholy brown Bess that could rival the power of the atomic bomb that dropped on nagasaki, but Nagasaki? More like me-no-likey, do they make a pill for this? I’m backed up like NYC traffic. wheres some viagra for your chocolate starfish when you need it? It’s so bad. I’m so puckered up my ass is taking a bite out of the chair. Send help. Call 911, no… call Guinness book of world records, this could rival the mass of a neutron star. If I die write a book about it and call it the “DOOKIE SPLOOKIE”