My girl came home last night & I was dubbing my 3yr son in 2k, nigga weak as sh*t. His ass was slobbing on the sticks and sh*t, retarded as little boy. Smh but anyway my girl ask can she play I said shid why not… Then she said if she win she get to go through my phone, if I win she’ll give me head on the toilet. I’m thinking “man this bi*ch fina be mad as hell bc I’m fina bust her ass” so I’m like BET. She say coo… We start picking teams she asked me “is the roasters updated”? That gave me a bad feeling right there. I said yeah bi*ch bc she pissed me off knowing that. Sooo the game start & I hit three straight 3s on her stupid betting ass. I’m up 30-0 going in the 2nd quarter. Mannnnnnnnnn I KID you not this bi*ch ripped of work clothes & had a DAMIAN LILARD jersey on. She start shooting jumpers from 2k logo. This bald head mf even pressed pause and went to defensive matchups & changed everything. All I’m thinking is God must hate me because I ain’t score for the rest of the game. So I had to think of something quick before they showed the player of the game. So I flipped the whole script on her goofy ass and punched her dead in her nose. bi*ch you been cheating on me, ain’t no way you learned how to play this game by just watching. That day I lost my pride, my freedom, and my girlfriend…. & I got a domestic charge 😂😂😂😂