You think you know human suffering? Try being a gamer. Us gamers are forced into the friendzone everyday by millions of women, all because we are not as built or as good looking as these stupid jocks and jerks. Well hey fuckheads, statistically, gamers last longer in bed, earn more money, and are way funnier! You people just don’t like gamers because you fear us, because we have skills that most other people don’t have. We have incredible communication skills, hand eye coordination, and other vital skills our ancestors used to fight in the wild, that has all been but washed away by our government and corporations so they could “do it for us”. Gamers are on the rise, and there is no stopping us. We won’t be silenced, and we won’t be stopped. Just you wait. All the presidents now are playing golf, but soon, they will be playing Call of Duty and HALO. They will be into memes and even support Gang Weed, unlike the stupid pumpkin spice racist president we have now; I dare not mention his name. I’m so sick of it, and one day, after all the shit you’ve given us, after all the pain you have put us gamers through, you will be the ones under our control. But don’t worry, we won’t treat you nearly as bad as you treated us. Because we aren’t monsters. We are gamers.