A few months ago I woke up to my wife playing with me. I was incredibly confused and almost angry. Not because of her, but when I ‘woke up’ I was still firmly in a dream state.

I was dreaming about the Ukraine / Russia conflict, and somehow in my head my wife was Russia invading me or something. For the first few minutes after waking up I was so confused. Later she told me I was actually the one getting handsy with her and I actually woke *her* up. So weird…

Luckily that’s the only time something like that happened to me. The only other time I did something in my sleep was when I peed in the laundry basket. Like a normal person.