Many greetings. I would like to satisfy you by responding to a very baffling query that asks how a virtual italian plumber would go about his day if he were brought into our own world. I will now provide my answer in the form of a short skit of humorous value. *Laughing track plays* Oh my, I cannot contain myself any longer, I have been desiring italian pasta, boiled and served with tomato sauce, and now I shall satisfy my very hunger. *Consuming spaghetti sound* *Laughing track plays*