>delivering pizza to house :
>door opened by beautiful 10/10 woman naked from head to toe
>one medium pizza, one ice tea, $55 and change after tax including delivery with 10% discount because it was before 9pm and it wasn’t raining so I didn’t care but my tyres were a bit worn out so I was driving a bit slower than usual but I reached there in time anyway because I had set off a few minutes earlier because the pizza had cooked fast because the oven had been on a lot that day because lots of people were ordering pizzas that day and also i knew a short cut where i would only have to stop at half the amount of traffic lights as normal so it was fine actually and i arrived on time
>she asks what the total was and I said $55 which was the total amount that it would cost
>she says can’t you give it me for free if i let you have sex with me and you can cum inside me without a condom and make me have a baby and i’ll sign a waiver so you don’t have to pay for the child but i’ll bring it up just please knock me up and put your baby inside me thank you
>i look her up and down
>say no lol that will be $55 plus tip
>she gets upset and kills herself, i walk away and go back with the food lol
>tell boss what happens, he high fives me then promotes me to regional manager with a salary of 3 million a year and a company limousine
>ask if i can keep the medium pizza and ice tea instead
>he says yes and we high five again, then we high five again and then we high five again
>MFW ended up with a medium pizza and ice tea and i saw a woman kill herself on live tv but in real life without any tv the end and all for about $54 in petroleum