You think you’re funny? Saying nothing? Well you’re fucking not. Stop it. You’re not witty, either. Everyone knows you want karma. You’re too lazy to actually work for it, so you just have your username be something related to being mute, and then say nothing for that sweet sweet “Username checks out” karma. Typing literally nothing at all. You couldn’t get any lazier than this. Hey look, a normal conversation, better just pop in, say absolutely nothing, and get praised. You know what that would look like in real life? A group of people having a totally normal conversation, when suddenly somebody jumps in between them, staring at everyone, not saying a single thing, and you know what happens? They start clapping and the hot chick in school walks in front of you and starts bending over, panties dropping wet, as the whole school cheers you on, and then Barrack Obama lands onto the school with his private plane and then personally greets you as you ninja-kick the school shooter, with all the girls salivating and fighting for your dick. Oh wait, that doesn’t happen. Because you’re fucking delusional.