“Aha, Thanos the Titan, what an unexpected surprise, and by unexpected I mean completely expected! BEHOLD! THE INFINITY-GAUNTLET-TAKE-AWAY-INATOR! You see, Thanos the Titan, as a child I was very excited to watch the cinematic blockbuster Avengers: Infinity War, but my useless brother Roger spoiled it for me because I refused to give him the tickets I had saved my entire allowance on due to another tragic backstory I can tell you another time. This has nothing to do with my Inator, I just thought it would be nice for you to know because I’m actually a big fan. But now! With the Infinity-gauntlet-take-away-inator, I will steal your precious glove and erase my memory so I may watch the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe without spoilers and take over the Tri-State-Area!”