1. A relatively hot female of any race. Not much explanation needed, I’d just do vanilla sex because it’s pretty cool.


2. An anime girl. Anime girls are basically being able to
create your dream girl even if it isn’t realistic. Underage shit is a no-no for me tho.


3. Cats. I want a sexy feminine cat to lick all around my big cock, as I slowly moan while my cock is getting sucked, I stick my dick into it’s tight furry pussy (no pun intended).


4. Minions. I want to ram myself into a minions tight yellow anus, as I fuck them senseless the only thing they would be able to moan out is “Banana!”. I want to vore those yellow sex toys.


5. The earth. I want to fuck up the Earth so bad!! I just want to throw trash into the sea and watch the Earth squirm as I continue throwing trash into the her wet sea. I just want to penetrate her Mariana Trench, and suck her big polar ice cap.


6. A jellyfish. It’s like the perfect sex doll, I can stick my erect dick into it’s jelly pussy and have it’s tentacles grasp my cock, it can send tiny little shocks down my cock and when I orgasm all my cum will fill the jellyfish.


7. SCP-173. I want to carve a deep hole inside the bottom of 173 and stick my dick inside it’s tight hole, then I would close my eyes and 173 would jerk me off faster then the speed of light.


8. Diet Coke ™ . I want Diet Coke ™ to give me emotionless sex, I imagine Diet Coke ™ to be an expressionless Coke can, as I squirm uncontrollably.


***** Girl from class. Amy please if you’re reading this, I don’t actually want to fuck cats or anime girls. I’m a nice guy please-


10. The Reddit snoo. I want the Reddit snoo to shit all over me while I fuck it’s anus. I want to see his shitty Reddit expression as I fuck his shitty ass. I want snoo to forcibly make me eat his shitty content. Afterwards I want snoo to go suck multiple large companies dicks
while I watch in the corner knowing I’ve been cucked.


11. The bishop and queen from chess. I want it to diagonally ram into my penis and jerk me off while the queen directly rams into my penis. And the both of them Schloar’s mate my cock.


12. Yoda. I want Yoda to use his Jedi power to please my erect dick, I imagine the both of us late at night in his 2001 Honda Civic. We would I overdose on ketamine as I rub his green saggy penis.

(To be continued)