HeY LiNkEdIn, 🙌
I’m a H I R I N G 📈 m A n A g E R at <unknown startup> 😎 and 2day 📆 I did TWO job I N T E R V I E W S 📞 with a FORMER CEO 😮😮😮 of a Fortune 500,000,000 company 📈📈📈 and C O N V I C T E D C R I M I N A L 😨😱🤔 but GUESS WHAT?!!! 🤔 we hired the C O N V I C T 🙌😜 because W E 🤘🤘🤘 believe in taking R I S KS 💪🙏 and LyFe X-pErIeNce 😎🏋‍♀ !!! we have HIGH 😉😉😉 HOPES for our N E W E S T team member 👬 and show him that OUR company 💼 📊📈📈📈 is AWESOME SAUCE! stay LIT 💡💡💡 fam and P E A C E O U T☮☮☮ ✌