I don’t do this anymore after realizing how ridiculous and sad it is but nonetheless…

I was always fascinated seeing bugs frozen in sap so I thought if I bust a big enough load on a bug I could freeze it in time then hide it somewhere then hundreds of years later someone would wear the bug around their neck as a necklace.

Keep in mind I was just beginning puberty but jerking off was the best thing ever and anything turned me on.

Nevertheless what more disrespectful way to kill bugs.

I’m formally apologizing to the insect kingdom for this disgraceful act.