Ever since the end of Avengers: Infinity War, I have had an immensely erect penis. So terrible that I thought it would rip straight through my pants. This never went away. As the days passed, I learned how to deal with it better. However, when I went to see Avengers: Endgame my penis could not take the excitement any longer and my white ejaculate blasted on to the heads of dozens of innocent moviegoers.