every day on reddit someone talks about eating ass. you know what I think whenever someone says it? I think of some fat cellulite riddled ass that some guy is slamming his gob into and doing a washing machine on that rim. it’s not pleasant, yet people keep on saying it every day. do people not hear themselves? they’re talking about licking and smacking your lips and tongue on assholes. that scenario is literally used as an insult: “kiss my ass” – except at least in that case you’re just kissing the cheek rather than the chute that dispenses fecal matter.

credit goes to /u/super6plx