Busting a nut is like a world war. You’re not sure what’s about to happen but you know that somethings coming, and it’s big. Ok so sometimes it starts slow and both sides fight little skirmishes, except replace sides with “Oh yeah this porn is pretty good” due to being horny and “Holy fuck what is this” on the logical side. Now unlike Germany both times, the horny usually wins. You speed up, the war is in full swing. It’s non stop combat soldier and you’re smack dab in the middle. The end begins to draw near with victory in sight and your sides about to win, that only now you realize what dropping an atomic bomb is like, except that it’s not nuclear radiation, but a gallon load of cum is now soaking on your skin. Now only do you realize what “warcrimes” have been committed as the rational logic comes back. The “What the fuck did I do” hits you, and you’re left to clean up the mess. This is why jacking off is like fighting a world war. It’s all fun and destruction till it ends .


Hope y’all like it. I made this myself 🙂