YESTERDAY I LOOKED AT MY FUCKING REFRIGERATOR AND MY ENORNMOUS MONSTER DICK GOT ERECT, A WEEK AGO I GOT ERECT WHEN I SAW MY MARIO PLUSHIE,
FUCK MIYAMOTO AND FUCK HIS EYEBROWS,
EVERYTIME I LOOK OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THE GRASS MAKES ME ERECT, THE TREES, THE PEOPLE, THE SKY, EVERYTHING MAKES ME FUCKING ERRECT
WHO IS DOING THIS AND WHY I NEED NAMES YOU BASTARD