It can be embarrassing as an adult to sing the alphabet song twice in public for the 20 seconds you need to get clean. So we wrote a new one! Sing twice to the tune of the alphabet song;
C-O-V-I-D 19
I must get my hands real clean
See me washing by the sink
Now I need a nice strong drink
Can’t get tested can’t be sick
Why’s our leader such a dick?