It can be embarrassing as an adult to sing the alphabet song twice in public for the 20 seconds you need to get clean. So we wrote a new one! Sing twice to the tune of the alphabet song;

C-O-V-I-D 19

I must get my hands real clean

See me washing by the sink

Now I need a nice strong drink

Can’t get tested can’t be sick

Why’s our leader such a dick?