People without any awareness of where they are fucking standing. Particularly at the grocery store where there are aisles and only a certain amount of space for others to get through.

Oh, you see someone you know? Here, let’s stand here and catch up with each other in the produce section right in front of the fucking onions so no one can get any.

Sounds like a text message! I’ll just stop wherever I happen to be and answer this text even if I’m blocking the entire spaghetti sauce aisle.

Man, I can’t seem to decide what cereal I want, instead of pulling my cart to the side, I’ll leave it almost sideways in the aisle and act oblivious and incredibly surprised when people can’t get through.

I’m raging just typing this. I don’t even want to go grocery shopping now.