You know when you’re taking a shit and then you go to wipe your ass, but you notice there’s a bit of piss left on your dick, so you wipe it with the toilet paper you were gonna wipe your ass with, but then you’re like “damn, now I have to wipe my ass with my own piss?” All while thinking what a pathetic human being you’ve become, how low you’ve stooped now that you’ve enabled your own piss to touch your ass. What a fag. It fucking sucks