dr pepper is literally so fucking nasty every time i drink it i feel like my insides are being torn to shreds, like ut feels like i’m profusely vomiting except for in my mouth and the vomit is light green and it has my stomach acid in it and it makes me feel so gross. i would rather lick the bottom of my feet after walking around in a nasty ass bar barefoot for six hours straight with literal dirt shit and piss literally all of it all over my feet and then i would lick a hair man’s unwiped ass crack and that would still taste better than Dr Pepper.