My soon-to-be 14 year old requested this book for her upcoming birthday. It all looked innocent enough, so I bought it. The vast majority of its pages contain roughly half a dozen words, often with a childish doodle scrawled in the corner. The words themselves have no context, no meaning. I see no humour which, given that it’s aimed at young teens, would sort of be the point, wouldn’t it? The rest of it is complete and utter nonsense, and not even the sort of nonsense you can raise a smile at. It doesn’t make any sense. Any of it. I gather that this person is a youtuber. When I wanted money in my early teens, I ran THREE (count ’em) paper rounds. Sitting in front of a webcam doing…. whatever this specimen actually does to pay for his apparently relentless overdosing of Haribo, was unthinkable at the time. Today, they’re calling themselves Youtubers and writing books like this. Tomorrow, they’ll be running the country. And that isn’t going particularly well already. Let that sink in. Don’t buy this book. It is rubbish and should not exist. You’ve probably had more fun reading this review than you would reading the book, AND my review is completely free. You’re welcome.