Fortunately, I just got back the result from your epic gamer test and it looks like the cause of you always being fat, bald and stanky is because you’re simply retarded. Now this is a very serious condition that has a high fatality rate and there’s only one conclusive test I can perform to confirm that you have this disorder. I’m going to need you to lift up your arms and show me your armpits, and if they’re extra sweaty then I’m afraid we have a real problem on our hands. If that’s the case then the most effective treatment we can try is me banging your mom. hah gotem, little bitch. Anyways, go f yourself, baldie.