I think we all need to start cumming on the toilet, here’s why.

Let’s clarify, I don’t mean cumming ON the toilet. I simply mean cumming whilst atop the toilet seat, or sitting on the toilet. And there’s one sole reason on why we sit on toilets. To poop. When you are cumming whilst on the toilet, say, about to climax, that triggers a lot of the muscles in your rectal area to help get poop out of your butthole that could not be triggered before, this is only when you climax.

Thus, cumming on the toilet would not only be killing two birds with one stone, but also killing THREE birds with one stone. Because you’re getting more poop out of your butt.

But what does this mean? What would we benefit from getting the little extra poop out of our buttholes? Well, it would prevent clogging of the rectal area, it would help poop NOT coming out when you fart, because sometimes that happens when you push a little too hard, and it would help to have a cleaner butthole in general. Usually, when there is that little extra poop in your butt you juuust can’t push hard enough to let out, that is the FINAL turd that is remaining in your butthole. So if you are gay, and want a clean butt for buttsex, please, jerk off whilst you are on your toilet! It will help! Or, if you are heterosexual, and just want a nice clean butthole and do not want to worry about a little poop coming out when you fart, you don’t have to! Just jerk it on the toilet.

(YOU MAY DO THIS AFTER YOU HAVE POOPED AND THAT POOP IS IN YOUR ASS AND YOU NEED IT OUT)