I sexually Identify as Chinese. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eating noodles and learning kung fu like Jaden Smith. People say to me that a person being a Chinese is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon get Almond eyes,Golden Skin and Asian Hair. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lee” and respect my right to eat food needlessly with chopsticks. If you can’t accept me you’re a Chineseist. Thank you for being so understanding.