I serirously laugheed so fucken hard and it made me hard as a rock down under. So i toook my newly found boner and stuck it in the printer cause it said it was out of ink and I just started thrusting and nothing really happened but when i finished a found a turd on the floor behind me it was probably mine.

So i took it and put it in the freezer and i mean i guess i juist gonna let it freeze so i can save it for later. and when its freezing now my mom called and was like hi do you want to fuck me and i was like no mom thats gross and my dad was in the background like come on little nigger fuck her and i was like no still gross and hung up. but basically i just wanted to say that soap is really cool honestly think about it. soap is the only thing in the world that is not not soap and technically you might think i’m stupid but i’m right. i shove whole bars of irish springs up my ass and then my farts smell like a jew in the holocaust lmao!! jesus ok well i forgot what i was talking about so i’m gonna go now but just remember when you’re alone at night that the its not ok to masterbate cause you could have a heart attack but if you do take the risk then make sure you eat the seman cause otherwise you cant make new ones. USA USA USA USA