Look, honey, I’m going to give you one chance: I love you, I adore you and you know we’re soul mates, we’re destined to each other… Bottom line is that you are the reason I exist. But touch my waifu one more time, disrespect her only once and I’m gonna punch your vagina so hard that you gonna floss your teeth with the little cord of the tampon you’re using. Are we fucking clear?!