It was a sunny afternoon when I (m17) was watching my favorite streamer, Pokimane. I (m17) got so horny that I (m17) couldn’t control myself and started jerking off. I (m17) then donated 69420$ dollars to her (Pokimane) to say my name which got me (m17) all the more horny. I (m17) had just finished masturbating but I (m17) had already recharged and started going at it again. Just imagining her (Pokimane) moaning my (m17) name while I (m17) rearrange her (Pokimane) guts with my (m17) throbbing cock made me (m17) cum all over my (m17) computer screen in a matter of miliseconds.

Then my (m17) sister (f12) came into my (m17) room and was shocked by the image. She (f12) said she (f12) would tell mom (f3) and dad (m78) so I (m17) lunged at her (f12) to stop her (f12). I (m17) accidentally crushed her (f12) with my (m17) massive weight (68427lbs) and killed her (f12). I am in a police station right now awaiting my fate.

reddit, am I (m17) the asshole™️?